// elite hosting for nerds & geeks // no dorks // we have social skills (mostly) //

Welcome to Who Flung Poo, LLC — a bootstrapped hosting company built on enterprise gear that some Fortune 500 suit monkey decided to replace with newer, shinier suit-monkey-approved gear. We bought it for pennies on the dollar, racked it up, cranked the fans to full scream, and now it runs your stuff. Nerds and Geeks only — you know who you are. If your idea of a great Saturday is arguing about tab vs. space indentation, you're home. Pull up a chair.

Our infrastructure is built on HP ProLiant DL380 G7s, Dell PowerEdge R710s, and a 3PAR SAN that we keep around purely as a monument to human suffering and poor purchasing decisions — a reminder to everyone here that no matter how bad your day gets, someone once paid six figures for that thing and had to call HP support about it. We light a candle for them quarterly. The rest of the stack is powered by caffeine, spite, and the deeply held belief that AWS pricing is a crime against the working nerd.

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// SERVICES — COMING SOON™ (no, really this time) //

A note on Dorks: We love you as humans, but we can't have you here. You have the social awareness of a segfault in production on a Friday afternoon. Go fix your schema migrations, practice making eye contact with a server rack, and come back when you're ready. We believe in you. ('We' is just your mom; she's proud of you even if the rest of us know better.)